Name: Dan Trenkel

Position: Centre Midfield

Concord Debut: Barkingside at home on 11/11/06

Age: 24

Date of Birth: 21/06/83

Place of Birth: Rochford, Essex

Marital Status: Single

Children: 2 , Callum (4) and Ellie (2)

Occupation: Insurance Claims Adjuster

Previous Clubs: Great Wakering Rovers, Billericay Town, Chelmsford City, Burnham Ramblers

Honours: Im ashamed to say I havent won a trophy in senior football !

Best Moment in Football: Scoring first senior hat trick in Fa Cup against Hanwell Town. And avoiding relegation on the last day of the season at Great Wakering

Best Ground You've Played at: Stamford Bridge

Last Time You Paid to Watch a Match: Oh dear, Brentwood v Bowers last season !

Last Time You Were Sent Off: 5 years ago against Marlow

Best Player in the World: Cristiano Ronaldo

Best Player You've Played Alongside: Garry Cross

Which Team Do You Support: Arsenal

Hobbies (away from football): Golf, Tennis, Eating!

Which Newspaper(s) Do You Read: The Sun , Non League Paper

Last Book Read: Dont do books !

TV Programme You Never Miss: Hollyoaks

Which Radio Station(s) Do You Listen To: Magic ! Its all about the ten at 10!!

Who Would You Be On "Stars In Their Eyes": Liam Gallagher " sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine"

Favourite Singer and/or Band: Take That

Favourite Actor and Actress: The Hoff & Jenna Jameson

Favourite Film: Rocky 4

Last Film You Watched: Shrek 3

Five People You'd Have Round For A Dinner Party: Ricky Gervais, Jeff Stelling, Lindsey Lohan, Borat, Helen Chamberlain

What Words Or Phrases Do You Most Over Use: C*nt , Bore Off , Kwango , Lem

Who Would You Most Like To Get Stuck In A Lift With : A fellow football statto so we could have a stat off

Who Would You Least Like To Get Stuck In A Lift With: Danny Heale cos his nose would suck up all the air supply

Who Was Your Childhood Hero: Paul Merson

Have Any Of Your Childhood Friends Become Famous: errrrr no

What's The Best Advice You've Been Given: Never go out with a loaded gun

Who Would You Like To Play Yourself In A Movie: Fat B*stard from Austin Powers

What Would Be Your Specialist Subject On "Mastermind": Non league football

Who's The Worst Dressed Player At The Club: I'd like to say Healesy for his awful scarf he had last year but it has to be Ginge , those stripy jumpers are shocking !

Finally, Your Dream Team. Choose Your Best Starting XI made up only of players you have played alongside (you can of course include yourself):

Goalkeeper: Paul Nicholls

Right-Back: John Heffer

Centre-Half: Ian O'Connell

Centre-Half: Russell Edwards

Left-Back: Neville Hickton

Right-Midfield: George Lay

Centre-Midfield: Gary Howard

Centre-Midfield: Garry Cross

Left-Midfield: Matt Jones

Striker: Steve Portway

Striker: Danny Heale