Name : John Heffer

Position: center half/right back

Concord Debut: 2007

Age: 36

Date of Birth: 08/01/71

Place of Birth: Rochford

Marital Status: Married

Children: 2, Ronnie and Liberty

Occupation: Treasury Dealer

Previous Clubs: Southend United,Leyton Orient,Barking,Southend Manor,Basildon United,Billercay Town,Aveley,Great Wakering Rovers,Burnham Ramblers

Honours: Essex senior League Winner twice, couple of cups, cant really remember !!

Best Moment in Football: beating Fakenham (Luther Blisset played up front) 4-2 in FA vase replay and scoring winner last year with header in last minute in vase

Best Ground You've Played at: Ipswich and Norwich

Last Time You Paid to Watch a Match: 1987

Last Time You Were Sent Off: 4 years ago

Best Player in the World: Ronaldo (Man Utd)

Best Player You've Played Alongside: ???

Which Team Do You Support: West Ham

Hobbies (away from football): who has time for anything else ! Apart from drinking

Which Newspaper(s) Do You Read: Sun

Last Book Read: Famous Five go Hunting

TV Programme You Never Miss: ???

Which Radio Station(s) Do You Listen To: Essex,Invicta,Magic

Would You Be On "Stars In Their Eyes": Lemar

Favourite Singer and/or Band: Black eyed peas

Favourite Actor and Actress: Jim Carrey, actress, who cares, your not watching her for her acting

Favourite Film: Dumb and Dumber

Last Film You Watched: Pirates of the Caribbean

Five People You'd Have Round For A Dinner Party: ????

What Words Or Phrases Do You Most Over Use: "Ewers, fuckin slow down"

Who Would You Most Like To Get Stuck In A Lift With : Jordan

Who Would You Least Like To Get Stuck In A Lift With: Michael Barrymore

Who Was Your Childhood Hero: Dad

Have Any Of Your Childhood Friends Become Famous:

What's The Best Advice You've Been Given: "Give up son you will never make it!"

Who Would You Like To Play Yourself In A Movie:

What Would Be Your Specialist Subject On "Mastermind":

Who's The Worst Dressed Player At The Club: Brush (I know kids clothes are cheaper but they dont fit you anymore!)

Finally, Your Dream Team. Choose Your Best Starting XI made up only of players you have played alongside (you can of course include yourself):

Goalkeeper:

Right-Back:

Centre-Half:

Centre-Half:

Left-Back:

Right-Midfield:

Centre-Midfield:

Centre-Midfield:

Left-Midfield:

Striker:

Striker: